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Orders are made-to-order and take 15–20 business days to process before shipping. We do not offer refunds, but exchanges are accepted within 14 days for unworn\/unwashed items. We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages once USPS marks them as delivered. 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For a looser fit, consider sizing up.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\"\u003eDesign Notes\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDue to the printing process, designs may appear slightly smaller on sizes \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eXL–3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli dir=\"ltr\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\" role=\"presentation\"\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach shirt is hand-printed, so minor variations are normal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca data-encoded-tag-name=\"meta\" data-encoded-tag-value=\"\" data-encoded-attr-charset=\"dXRmLTg=\"\u003e\u003cb id=\"docs-internal-guid-5119ebc1-7fff-6c4d-fc36-d015d7160d76\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShop Policies\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eAll sales are final. Orders are made-to-order and take 15–20 business days to process before shipping. We do not offer refunds, but exchanges are accepted within 14 days for unworn\/unwashed items. We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages once USPS marks them as delivered. 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Orders are made-to-order and take 15–20 business days to process before shipping. We do not offer refunds, but exchanges are accepted within 14 days for unworn\/unwashed items. We are not responsible for lost or stolen packages once USPS marks them as delivered. 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